Method of Madness

Well I suppose it had to happen eventually. Looks like my comp (whom I have named Gilgamesh) is finally starting to get old and its function is slowing down. Thing is, the bloody thing won't let me use my Internet Exsplorer! I don't know why but I miss it! Damn...I had all my favs all nice and organized in there and I'm not sure if I'll be able to find those sights again without the links. Shit!

But maybe its time to get a new one. I hope not quite yet thought. I'm gonna try and fix this problem so we'll see what happens. Wish me luck!

Lol I recieved that in a txtmssg from a friend, while at school, at the same time as the girl sitting next to me recieved a similair message from her friend and we went online to confirm it. Aaah...Cyber-connections.

 Ok, so I'm attempting to organize my LJ a little bit and even gave it a new look/title and so on. So if anyone comes by and sees that things have been moved around or weren't where you last saw them, thats why.

This was a kind of script I wrote that was ment to be part of a comic a friend and I are trying to create but this part got cut out. May end up as a short comic later on but for now I shall post it here...On the internet. Surely it will be safe here!

Original Story and Characters.
Rated PG-13

( Script: Hell on Sunday! )

This was ment to be a kind of joke on midevil sermans back when no one was really interested in hearing about Christ's love and all that but was very interested in the parts about hell and torture and things so thats was the preachers delivered. This is not ment to be an attack on the Christian religion or instatutions! If you believe God is responsable for the creation on man than you should also believe he has a sense of humor! Hehe...

Wow...never thought I'd say that about a book...

Taken from a forum on TwilightSucks.com

Slap on the Wrist:

Punched. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=3223
Book brick'd. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5111
Wished Miscarriage. http://www.amazon.com/For-The-Lurker-Lil....asin=031606792X
Cussed out. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5083
Cussed out. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6144
Slapped. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6165
Smacked with book. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6209
Dueled. It counts. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=6285
Smacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6682
Punched repeatedly. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6759
Whacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6949
Sexual Harassment. [I need to find this one, wait...]
Ripped Hoodie. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=8508
Ninja Stars. *wheeze* http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=8702
Creeeeeepy.... http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9471

Police worthy:

Slapped and stomped. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=4699
Cigarette burn. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=4776
Truck keyed. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=1164
Punch to the man-bits. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....ead=4757&page=1
Stalked. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=5942
Chased. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=5937
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6060
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6106
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=1183
Pushed down stairs. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6258
Harassed. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6363
Smacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6949
Threats. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=7241
More Harassment. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=7382
Attacked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=2752
Pushed down. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=8460
Punched in the jaw. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=8499
Man-bits PARTE DEUX. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=8712
Hit with Bible, beat up. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9470
Whipped w/cord. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9292
Phone Harassment. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9394

...Felony:

Beat with a bat. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5095
Scratched eye. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5143
Threatened with knife. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=5156
Broken arm. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....ead=4783&page=1
Broken toes. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=4936
Jumped. http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=2643
Beat up. http://twilightsucks.proboards75.com/ind....lay&thread=6268
Brick thrown at head. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=2938
Choked. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6445
Attempted drowning. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=6459
Chair. Hulk Hogan style. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=7048
Sexual Harassment. http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=7729

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit....
http://twilightsucks.proboards81.com/ind....lay&thread=8239
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index....lay&thread=9462

If you haven't heard of the Original Fiction: Mary-Sue Litmus Test  you should. It's a lot of fun and very helpful. I still use and sometimes I do it just for fun.

Which is why I put the main characters, Bella Swan and Edward Cullan, from Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight through the test. I haven't read any of the books beyoned Twilight because...It was the worse book I've ever read and didn't want to read any more by this woman ever again. Moving on, I have never seen anyone get higher than 55 pionts (with 71 points being the max) on this thing...Until now.

The Results:

Bella Swan - 81 points

...yeah...That's 10 pionts over the Max on the charts

Edward Cullan - 98 points

...almost 100...

The Charts:

0-10 points: The Anti-Sue. Your character is the very antithesis of a Mary-Sue. Why are you even taking this test?

 11-20 points: The Non-Sue. Your character is a well-developed, balanced person, and is almost certainly not a Mary Sue. Congratulations!

21-35 points: Borderline-Sue. Your character is cutting it close, and you may want to work on the details a bit, but you're well on your way to having a lovely original character. Good work.

 36-55 points: Mary-Sue. Your character needs some work in order to be believable. But despair not; you should still be able to salvage her with a little effort. Don't give up.

56-70 points: Über-Sue. You've got one hell of a Mary-Sue on your hands here, and it's not going to be easy to set things right. But do your best. There may be hope for you yet.

71 points or more: Irredeemable-Sue. You're going to have to start over, my friend. I know you want to keep writing, but no. Just no.

....God fucking damnit

My friend wrote a funny song for one of my OCs so I did a...thing...for involving on of her OCs, that OCs 'weapong of choice', and one of my OCs, in return. This is for you finder77! *blows kiss*

And because I don't feel like reposting heres a link to my DA instead: sneere.deviantart.com/art/What-s-With-the-Stapler-101782130

I normally don't rip on other people's characters (not often anyway) as mine are FAR from perfect but this...This is just...I don't know.

I'll exslpain. I was invited by some friends to join a Harry Potter OC RPG so against my better judgement, and despite the fact that I'm not much a fan anymore, I agreed. So fars its been quite a bit of fun and everything has been going smoothly. Then...SHE arrived. Yes...Mary Sue. PRINCESS Mary Sue actually.

( BEHOLD! )

So around one in the morning I wake up to the sound everything powering down. It's another nightime black out. Lord I hate those! I really do! At least if they hapened in the day time I can just go read a book or make a sandwhich or something but noooooooo! They almost always occure during the night around here. A someone who is still afarid of the dark this freaks me out. Not just because I can't just reach over and turn on the light and have to stumble about a bit for candles (not much I keep them along with a lighter in the bathroom attached to my room) nope. It's also because every (more like many) horror/murder I've ever seen or read about begins with someone cutting off the lights. My house is the perfect setting for one of those. It's up in the mountains some 15-20 miles above the urban area, we are surrounded by huge oak trees and a few other trees I can't recognize, and we have NO cell phone reception up here, so our only communication to the outside world beyoned out neighbors (Oh thank God), who are in a similair situation (damn it!), just went out with the rest of the power.
Also while I can read by candle light I would really rather not. Not good for your eyes you know?

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Dear Dr. Breen,

Please stop bombing me with head crab rockets.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen

P.S. No really, knock it off!

So I'm sitting in front of the T.V., not so much watching as I am listening to it, and one of those Slim Jimp commercials come on. You know the one's where they have a man and a minature version of that man. The mini-man then eats a Slim Jim and begins to cause all kind of habit. The idea is basically that by feeding your "Spicy Side" a Slim Jim you are giving it the enegery to break free and cause all kinds of havic. The thing is that the people are all young men and the yet the "Spicy Side" sticks to things like tearing up pillows and pulling hair. So basically the "Spicy Side" of a teenage boy is about as dangurous as an untrained puppy...Bullshit! Why don't they show something more realistic? Like some kid taking daddies gun from the desk drawer where he keeps all his coke and then car jacks some old guys car and drives it until it runs out of gass somewhere in a little country town so he has to suck some fat, Cuban drug dealer off for bus money to get back home with some pregnant teenage girl he met while working the streets and promised to take with him back to wherever the hell he came?
That would be a bit more real to me.
I think it's obviose why they never feed a females "Spicy Side" in these comercials.

We have a new kitten! His name is Harlem Stud! He's about a month old, black, with grey eyes, and hes growing like a WEED! D'awww. Pictures soon.

So today I saw episodes 1 and 2 of the mini series Tin Man. It sucks. I'm so tired of pretty main actresses that can't act. Alan Cumming was the only actor there really. The plot was an interesting concept. to bad it was so badly done. Why do they call it Tin Man anyway? its barely about him at all.

Well inzombia has strucken again and the cleaning bug has bitten. My room is now somewhat more organized than it was before and tomorrow i hope to attack with the same ferocity. for now i surf the web hoping to find sleep on here somewhere. maybe ill download a nice lullbye.

JUST when i think were about to pass the fire season without any further incedents, one breaks out closer to my home than EVER BEFORE! and we are once again on evacuation notice! damnit damnit damnit!
Oh God, please don't let our house burn down so soon after having moved here!